okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this.
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this
first and last words of each regeneration of the new who doctors
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
when teachers type google.com into a google search bar
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.