Get your zapper and set it to pew pew pew

thisislostinlace:

bellecosby:

girldwarf:

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

is he cute or just british?

is he cute or just white?

is  he cute or just the lead of some show?

benedict cumberbatch, we’re talking about benedict cumberbatch

#and Bradley James

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute

dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute

disheartens:

do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it 

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

bakerstr-eet:

slydig:

FUCK OFF GABRIELLA 

why has she got blood all over her shirt?????

bakerstr-eet:

slydig:

FUCK OFF GABRIELLA 

why has she got blood all over her shirt?????

marcovicci:

whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

elevenis-my-doctor:

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

my sister has this competition going with members of her household, they’ll go around stealing loo roll and the one who steals the most wins. The reigning champion is a guy called gregg and he managed to steal 13 rolls in one evening by hiding them in his car and that is my favourite story to tell bye