apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather
theres a grief that cant be spoken
theres a pain goes on and on
empty chairs at empty tables
im not going to comic con
also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
Parentmor- Requested by archaeologistseleneblack
Welcome to the Moran-Moriarty household where dinner consists of great deserts, and casual conversations about murder methods.
Seriously, I didn’t know how much I wanted this. This is too perfect.
#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom
don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like
woa flying cars
woa time travel
and now its just like
to die in some horrible apocalypse
says a lot about out cultural state of mind
once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.
best prices in town. period.
what a beautiful person
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*