My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
i am like 98% sure that whenever sherlock hears john getting out of the shower he’s just like
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
I hope I can use that line one day
|—||Beau Taplin || population of one. (via kimerica)|
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
this will never let me down
This will forever make me happy
I need a full version of this