Get your zapper and set it to pew pew pew

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

surprisebitch:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

had to read it twice

surprisebitch:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

had to read it twice

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

cryinodonoghue:

theres a grief that cant be spoken

theres a pain goes on and on

empty chairs at empty tables

im not going to comic con

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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armsbendback:

apinchofsanity:

Parentmor- Requested by 

Welcome to the Moran-Moriarty household where dinner consists of great deserts, and casual conversations about murder methods. 

Seriously, I didn’t know how much I wanted this. This is too perfect. 

yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

goingimage

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*