Get your zapper and set it to pew pew pew
cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

crowlithe:

higherfunction:

i am like 98% sure that whenever sherlock hears john getting out of the shower he’s just like

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word.

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

You are my 1 in 7.063 billion.
Beau Taplin || population of one.  (via kimerica)

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

multicolors:

thequeenofdisorder:

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

This will forever make me happy

I need a full version of this

nickfonts:

thefuuuucomics:

there are so many things going on at the same time

The duck poops

nickfonts:

thefuuuucomics:

there are so many things going on at the same time

The duck poops