Get your zapper and set it to pew pew pew

arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
Favourite quotes from AVPSY 2/2

kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

rosereturns:

first and last words of each regeneration of the new who doctors

beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.